For many people, nothing makes their day more than a couple of funny quotes that they chance upon each day. I am one of those who have a strong affinity to these cute little one or two-liners. Here are some of the most amusing celebrity quotes for you.
Enjoy!
“Death is nature's way of saying, ‘Your table's ready.’”
Robin Williams
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.” Jay Leno
“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.” Rodney Dangerfield
“The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!” Cher
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey
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