Funny Quotes of the Day

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. – Albert Einstein

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. – George Burns

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden. – Steve Martin

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. – Unknown